Then God created woman. I shall tell it, jump into my coffin, pull the lid over me, and say, 'Do what you like now'. That's probably why you can rent one for the evening.
I think that's cruel toward women. Did not go down once. I was like, WTF? Why is God punishing you? Anyone with brains knows it's about how many chicks you bang. They both spend more time in your wallet than on your penis. Why does the bride always wear white? Be a sweetheart and slide down the laundry chute when you let yourself out?
I'm talking bigger boobs. He did this in a totally free and sovereign way. Could I get you to sign this diary for my parole officer? If you give her a house, she'll give you a home. I like to look at them but I wouldn't like to own one.
You know they have surgery to fix that. Women understand women, and they HATE each other. Girls are fucked up. Because it's good for the dishwasher to match the stove and refrigerator. Man, it smells like a Turkish prison in here. So I got up, and let her out.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument. When you met, the first date, when you proposed and yeah, when you got committed. Hey, since I've got no shot at her, I might as well humble her a little for the next guy.
Oh no, a flash headache! As if my hangover weren't bad enough, you're still here. Until I married her I didn't believe in hell. But on the other hand, it gives women a choice. Here, lemme give you Hillary's number Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz SL convertible.
What do women and condoms have in common? I think that's so cute'. Then God created man and rested. La Physiologie du mariage. Bless you, my son. You remind me of the sea. They love to be talked to, they love to be held, but if you push the wrong button You look a lot, um, less sexy without the burqua.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife. You aren't allergic to penicillin, are you? You have the right to remain silent. She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her. They should, in fact, be segregated as they are the cause of hideous and involuntary erections in holy men.
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